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The GIVE-ME-ALL-YOUR-MONEY Daily

Student Ipheel Broak says he feels broke whenever a new semester begins here at GGMAYMU. When his parents barely pay for his tuition, the extra costs for parking decals, supplies, books, etc are leaving him in a hole of huge debts on his credit card. On top of the situation, Ipheel is a heavy eater for that matter and complains that his hunger forces him to eat from the overpriced menus found in the Cashflow Center.

PLACE YOUR FUTURE IN THE POCKETS OF GGMAYMU! THE ROAD TO GLORY AND HONOR IS ONLY A FEW FEES AWAY!